Onto The Stage

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smuggleallthecheese:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

THIS POST IS EVEN BETTER NOW BECAUSE I’VE ACTUALLY HAD THIS INTERACTION

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tastefullyoffensive:

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• when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
• when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
• when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
• when dementors want to kiss you: everythING GETS COLD AND ICY AND FROZEN AND YOU FEEL AS IF THERE IS NO FUCKING HAPPINESS LEFT IN THE WORLD AND THEN YOU FUCKING RUN BITCH RUN FOR YOUR SOUL

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jaba-the-slut:

The wisdom from movies you never notice until they are transformed into a gifset.

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the-greatest-thingyoulleverlearn:

theblackship:

lettersforhouten:

evrel:

axon-axoff:

If you think sloths look cute, WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE.

BABY

sloths are the best ohmigod

Ohmigosh.
I don’t even like sloths. But I love this one

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braveredflames:

One more IB test, carry me through

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acciosonicstarkids:

I saw some Doctor who sand sculptures when i went to the beach today :D

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sangorox:

Captain America and Coulson Have a Moment [x]

dorks oh my goodness

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